Interesting Jokes SMS, Boy to Girl

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Kid – Tum khana bana leti ho

Young lady – nahi banti

Kid – aur kuch bana leti ho kya?

Young lady – haan selfie lete time mu bana leti hu na!! πŸ˜€

Clever Jokes Girls Boys SMS, Ladke ne Ladki ko

Ladke ne Ladki ko Aaakh maari

Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu ha..

Ladka: Wo to theek hai standard check karna hamara Farz banta hai na!! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

Clever Jokes SMS, Girl ATM pe

Young lady ATM pe Pappu se kahti hai..

Young lady : bhaiya mujhe apna balance check karna hai.. Aap meri help kar do na plz..

Pappu use ek zor si laat marta hai aur ladki gir jati hai.

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Pappu: tera equalization to bahot kharab he!! πŸ˜€

Young ladies Boys SMS Funny Jokes, Ek Ladka Ek Ladki

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dek Ke Bola:

Waah, Kya Maal Hai re..

Ladki Hansi or Boli:

Maal To Jhakkass hai re..

Standard Vo Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine.. πŸ˜€

Young ladies SMS FunnyJokes Messages, Ladkiyo ki issues

Ladkiyo ki issues:

Agar Koi ladka kisi ladki se jayda baat karta hai to young lady says: chipku!!

Kam baat karta hai to.. overlook kar raha hai mujhe.

Young ladies ke msg ka answer na kare to she says:

ghamndi, frame of mind hai deal is ladke me!!

Entertaining Jokes Facebook SMS Joke, Girl Freind Reqest

Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki FB pe Freind Reqest Aai..

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Sala Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya… sala..!!! πŸ˜€

Sentimental Funny Jokes SMS, Boyfriend Girlfriend Fight

The previous evening my BF

what’s more, I go into a battle.

I instructed him to get what is his and leave.

He selected up and strolled to the entryway.

I truly adore him to such an extent.. 😊

Ladka Ladki SMS Funny Jokes, Ladka Ladki PED ke Pichhe

Ladka Aur Ladki PED Ke Pichhe Baithe the vaha.

OLDMAN: Beta Kya Yahi hai Humari ‘SANSKRITI’.?

Kid: Nahi Uncle Ji, Ye To ‘ANJLI’ Hai,

Aap Kisi Aur PED Ke Pichhe Dekh Lo na.

Letter to Girlfriend for Breakup Funny SMS Joke

Letter to GF

To,

My dear GirlFriend.

Subject: For Breakup

Janu,

As u realize that bjp govt. Increment the administration impose from 12.30% to 14 % thus I m not ready to pay shopping, motion picture, nourishment, versatile, and so on bills for you ..!!

Jitni galtiyan hui Chota bhai samjhkarr muje maaf karr dena..

Much thanks to you to such an extent!!

Young ladies Funny Joke Messages, Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi

Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi aati hai..

1) Tum to na bohat woh ho

(pata nahi woh ka kya matlab hai.. ?? banda soch me per jaata hai)

2) Muje tum se ye umeed nai thi..

(to phir kya umeed thi mujse)

3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe na.

(to phir principle pehle kesa tha ji??)

4) Sach batana, principle kaisi lagrahi ho…

(sach Bol kar pitna thori hai tume)

5) I’m extremely narrow minded ha..

(abdominal muscle haan bol doon to gayi bhes pani mein)

Entertaining Jokes Girl Shayari SMS, Wo kehti apne bhaiyo se

Wo kehti apne bhaioo se,

Minor aashiq ko yu naa peeto tum..!!

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Badaaa jiddi he ye saala,

Pehle kutte ki tarah ghaseeto use..!! πŸ˜†

Guitar SMS Funny Jokes, Guitar sikha tha jis ko patane ke liye

Guitar sikha tha jis ladki ko patane ke liye..

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Aaj muje offer aaya hai..

Usi ki shaadi me bajane kai liye.. πŸ˜€

Sweetheart Boyfriend Shayari

Entertaining Shayari, Girls-Boys SMS

Ek dukhi GF ne,

Apne BF ke liye Shayari likhi..

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Phulo ka raja,

Baharo ka sahzada..

Phoolo ka raja baharo ka sahzada

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Dil todh kar chala gaya hai..

KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZAD LOL…

Valentines Day Funny Jokes SMS, BF to BF

Sweetheart: Kya Soch rahe ho!!

Sweetheart: Valentines Day ka program..

Sweetheart: Kya socha!!

Sweetheart: Tum subah aa sakti ho kya..!!

Mujhe baad me ‘Bajrang Dal’ wali ke sath jana he . πŸ˜€

Amusing Jokes SMS, He to She

He say’s: I am enamored with you completely.

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She say’s: Totla hoga tu! Tela baap totla! πŸ˜†

Amusing Jokes Boyfrined SMS, Agar pati parmeshwar hai

Agar pati parmeshver he

to

Beau bhi

Chota mota devta mana ja sakta he na!! πŸ˜€

Amusing Jokes SMS, Boys Ki Salary aur Girls Ka Periods

Young men Ki SALARY aur Girl Ka PERIODS

Ek Jesi hello there Hoti hae.

30din Me EK bar Aati He or

5-6 Din Me Khatam Ho Jati He.

Late Aye To Tension aur Na Aaye To

Samj-lo Watt Lag Gayi..

Facebook Funny Jokes SMS, Facebook pe ladki

FB pe ladki kisi bhi desh ki ho,

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Sabse zyada remarks murmur Indians ke hello there hote hain na..!! πŸ˜€

Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS, Add Girl

Jaan-pehchaan sharpen per hello there

ladko ko ladki ko whatsapp per include karne

ki itni jaldi hoti hai ki.. mano..

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sharpen wali BIWI ka Rashan Card per naam chadhwana ho!!

Amusing Jokes SMS, 1 Girl to Another

1Girl to Another young lady: Kal sapne me mujhe koi..

chakku se maar raha tha!!!

second Girl: Tu dar tangle na

agar sapne sach hote na to me

roz subah pregnant ho jati..!! πŸ˜†

Amusing Joke Girls Boys SMS, Tum kitne bhai behan ho

Young lady to Boy-Tumare kitne bhai behan ho..

Kid 6 hai

Young lady Kyo tumare maa Baap ko koi kaam nahi tha kya..

Kid Tum kitne bahi bahen ho.

Young lady 1 hello there

Kid Kyu tumare Baap me Dum nahi tha kya… !!

Amusing Jokes, Horror motion picture dekh kar

Blood and guts film dekh kar dar jane rib ladko ke liye..

Dar kya hota he us bande se pucho

Jiski GF ke periods late ho gaye!! πŸ˜†

Interesting Shayari, Pagal banaati thi

Young ladies Boys SMS, Hindi Shayari

Hansti bhi thi hansaati bhi thi,

dil ko bahut bhati bhi thi,

dekh sarmaati bhi thi,

phir andar se muskurati bhi thi,

aaj pata chala ke woh to,

khud to pagal thi,

mujhe bhi vo pagal banaati thi..

Typical Friend Funny SMS Shayari

Arz Kiya He… .

Typical companion hello thi wo meri,

achanak se vo insignificant liye khaas ho gayi.

Zindagi bhar fall flat hoti thi vo,

BOSSDKi pregnancy test me vo pass ho gayi… πŸ˜†

Interesting Jokes, SMS Boy: Can I Kiss u?

Kid: Can I Kiss you?

Young lady: Condom laye ho tum?

Kid: kiss k liye condom kyu?

Young lady: sharif to aise boycott rahe ho tum

jaise kissing ke terrible jo Khada hoga uspe 2017 ka Calender tangoge tum!! πŸ™„

Exceptionally Funny Jokes Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS

Kid : I need to be in an affection relationship.

Young lady : Its alright yet under the one condition.

Kid : Which one condition?

Young lady : No s3x, bcoz am safeguarding it for my future life spouse.

Kid : Thats OK, I additionally have my one condition.

Young lady : Which one condition?

Kid : No utilizing of my cash b’coz am saving it for my future spouse!!!

Young lady : Lo tum toh genuine ho gaye yaar.. Arre I simply was joking jaanu!!

Principle kuchh Bada karna chahahti hu

Young lady: Life is Great, Main kuchh Bada karna chahahti hu mai … .

Kid: Pagli, tu sirf Haath me le, bada apne aap ho hello there jaayega..

Amusing Most Emotional and heart contacting lines

Most Emotional and heart contacting lines said by a one kid to his gf amid separation..

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Jaanu kum se kum thandi ka season to nilkal jane do na…

Multifaceted nuance Sms, Car kaisi chal rahi hai?

Multifaceted nuance SMS, Girls-Boys SMS

Kid Tumari vehicle kaisi chal rahi hai?

Young lady – Theek chal rahi hai janu.

Kid aaj hoax ko doge kya?

Young lady Haan le lena however ye to batao vehicle ke uncovered mei kyu pooch rahi ho???

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